The Clean Hippie

Seeking the sustainable life in New York City

Get ready to feel better about yourself March 8, 2010

Doesn’t everyone love a little schadenfreude? Sure they do!

So, if you are a regular reader, you might enjoy the list of what this self-righteous, consciously cocky, sugar-avoiding, hyper-aware hippie ate yesterday during the St. Patrick’s Day celebration in Hoboken. (It’s not like I didn’t see this coming.)

One acai granola bar

One sweetened white tea

One mimosa

Two Bailey’s flavored pancakes with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter on top

Another mimosa

A little bit of spicy sausage

Two strips of bacon

1/2 waffle with Aunt Jemima maple syrup. Whoops, I mean high fructose corn syrup.

Another mimosa

One small cinnamon roll

Two Bud Lights

One swig of Jameson

Four McDonald’s french fries with ketchup (Not four orders of fries, four fries. But keep reading, it gets worse.)

Two more Bud Lights

Two shots of Van Gogh flavored vodka

A #1 from White Castle (4 mini burgers, 1 order of fries with ketchup, and  a Diet Coke)

One White Castle onion ring

Another bud light

Two more mini White Castle burgers

Raspberries

4 Tums

I think this Anchorman quote pretty much sums up my view of this incident:

“You ate,,, the whole wheel of cheese?? How’d you do that? Baxter, I’m not even mad. That’s amazing.”

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