Oh boy was I excited when I got an invitation to Whitney King’s “Derelict” party. It’s a highbrow reference to Zoolander. Of course, you knew that.
I cobbled together my outfit in 45 minutes, pleating a trashbag and using electrical tape to strap a Forever 21 bag to my chest. Some of the other dresses were amazing though, like this one of artfully pleated newspaper, and a carefully constructed cardboard bodice.
Whitney, being one of my more eco-aware friends, made sure to put out a big trashcan with a recycling label on it. It was full within a few hours. Some poor guy tossed his can in the trashcan, and I heard a few people giving him shit. Classic, I like that not recycling can be a party foul.